Mother Jones: "We Should Ban Dogs For Environmental Reasons"

Dogs have “extensive and multifarious” environmental impacts, disturbing wildlife, polluting waterways and contributing to carbon emissions, new research has found. https://t.co/J2JXsybuSN

— Mother Jones (@MotherJones) April 15, 2025

I kid you not... -- Mother Jones is always wrong and this time is no exception. This time, they are ready to ban dogs. (Twitchy)

Now, I know they're continuing their Quixotic quest to rule over the rest of us - You will own nothing and like it!" - but given humanity's relationship with canines (Muslims & their religious views on dogs notwithstanding) that's not happening anytime soon.

To quote ESPN's Stephen A. Smith, "I'm here to tell you right now, we don't care."